Alistair

  • Age: 26
  • Gender: cis man
  • Pronouns: he/him
  • Orientation: homoromantic homosexual
  • Species: human
  • Occupation: bartender

Basic Info

Alistair is a small twink, and if he could he'd have you leave it at that. But he's not in charge here, the loser. He has shortish dark hair and a horrible case of resting bitch face, but he always looks somewhere between "hot" and "slutty." As such, his clothes don't leave a lot to the imagination.

Alistair was born in Australia and given up for adoption. He was taken in by a polycule, who moved to America not long later. Alistair doesn't have an accent, but he'll sometimes call people "wankers." He adores his four moms, and he talks to them regularly.

And now for the stuff he'd rather just leave out: Alistair is actually very passionate about bartending, and he works very hard to improve his ability. He's great at making conversation with people, even if he's kind of abrasive at times. He's great at having fun, he just doesn't really like introspection, and if he gets bored, it's very hard for him to recover. That said, bartending is only his second love. His first, and greatest, love is fish and fishing. Alistair adores fish of all types and dreams of having a huge aquarium full of exotic fish he can surround himself with. He goes fishing as much as possible (often with Jules) and loves getting to enjoy the peace and quiet, even if he doesn't catch anything. He always releases what he catches.

Oh, also he does sex work. I mean, he works at Dis, so, let's be real.

Physical Description

He's not quite six feet. His skin is a little more pale than usual. There's very little muscle on him. Alistair clearly takes a lot of pride in his appearance, in an understated way.

He'll dress for the weather, but he prefers to dress as lightly as possible so he can show off as much skin as possible. He likes brighter colors, which is kind of a shame, because his awful resting bitch face doesn't get much out of it. That said, he'll dress up and classy for work, and revels in the compliments he gets on his attire. Even if he's working in Dis and a nice suit is... not exactly fitting.

When he's fishing, he'll wear a fishing hat, an old shirt, and short shorts. He'll also sometimes have on a fisher's vest, and, when he's on a boat, is often wearing a life vest, "just in case." He bundles the fuck up when he goes ice fishing.